Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster


Flying Spaghetti Monster

“The Flying Spaghetti Monster was first described in a satirical open letter written by Bobby Henderson in 2005 to protest the Kansas State Board of Education decision to let teaching intelligent design as an alternative to evolution in public school science classes. In that letter, Henderson satirized creationism by professing his belief that when a scientist carbon-dates an object, a supernatural creator that closely resembles spaghetti and meatballs is there “changing the results with His Noodly Appendage”. Henderson argued that his beliefs were just as valid as intelligent design, and called for equal time in science classrooms alongside intelligent design and evolution. After Henderson published the letter on his website, the Flying Spaghetti Monster rapidly became an Internet phenomenon and a symbol of opposition to the teaching of intelligent design in public schools.” – Wikipedia

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Facebook Group

I am flabbergasted by this, should be very easy to get a firearms licence wearing a colander in Canada then. ... See MoreSee Less

Infuriating! You won't believe who gets special exemptions when it comes to obtaining a firearms license in Canada! When Faith Goldy recently logged online to renew her gun license, she noticed something peculiar: An exception to the usual regulation requiring a photograph, citing RELIGIOUS exemption! Why are special rights being granted to members of certain religious sects while other Canadians are held to a different standard? Courtesy of The Rebel WATCH >>> LIKE >>> SHARE For the latest news visit: www.neveragaincanada.ca Follow Us On Twitter: twitter.com/NvrAgainCanada Follow Us On Instagram: Instagram.com/neveragaincanada

It's a sad sad night. A empty bottle and none unopened in reserve. I will need good thoughts sent my way. Help me make it through these hard times. ... See MoreSee Less

This was my wife yesterday doing a passable impression of a respectable pirate. Unfortunately she's taken a turn for the worse today. Her cancer has spread to her spine and brain. The hospital staff are great but they're struggling to get her sickness under control. I had to tell my kids tonight how ill she is and to be prepared for bad news which was heartbreaking. Wouldn't it be great if there was a sky fairy to blame it all on? ... See MoreSee Less

All the better to bite pasta with my dear. ... See MoreSee Less

The mouth of a promachoteuthis sulcus (a type of deep-sea squid) looks remarkably like a human mouth. There. That's a thing you know now.

John Glen shared Twisted's video to the group: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. ... See MoreSee Less

Bacon Wrapped Lasagna

Blessings from his Noodliness ... See MoreSee Less

Special guest appearance by the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Sauce Be Upon Him). - TSC

My short story:
If you've watched Oliver Stone's Untold History of the Bible you'd learn that St. Lucifer was only trying to free his fellow angel brothers and sisters from the tyranny of God!!! You see God claimed the Angels were restricted to only God's command with zero input! God's claim to omnipotence was challenged by St. Lucifer when it was proven God's reach was indeed LIMITED! St. Lucifer discovered God's weakness and exploited it, casting a shroud over God's eyes. This is why St. Lucifer still carries relevancy today. St. Lucifer has been able to avoid God's detection. The traditional narrative of St. Lucifer being cast from Heaven is completely slanted. God is a tyrant who absolutely cannot accept any challenge to her authority. Dissent is severely punished in Heaven. St. Lucifer leads the rebellion for freedom. Where everyone is allowed to form their own voluntary agreements based on mutual respect and benefit. If God is so powerful, why let such a trouble maker like St. Lucifer exist?!? That's exactly what a desperate despot would want you to believe. God's paranoia for total control and authority is her true weakness. Of course she would cover that up and create "official" stories. Any slippage and it gives the other loyal Angels room to question the supposed "omnipotence".
Be well.
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Motion: to ban posts that contain mention of cephalopods. They are a distraction and only perpetuate confusion with The FSM. ... See MoreSee Less

Stephen Barnes shared The Paramedic's Edge's photo to the group: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. ... See MoreSee Less

While I can't tolerate religions other than The Church of FSM of course (Pasta Be Upon Us), I have to admit that the xian zealots seem to make really great music like this... ... See MoreSee Less

holy shit!!!! can we have a similar stuff? ... See MoreSee Less

Quem não batizou o filho recomendo esse padre 👇🏽👇🏽 quase dois milhões de visualizações 😱😱😱 👏👏👏👏

I would say he rather shouldn't underestimate an old pirate... ... See MoreSee Less

(9_9) Please do not copy and repost my posts. Sharing is fine. Thank you. * Short Explanation in comments*

Ravioli,,,,,,mmmmmmmm. ... See MoreSee Less

Have you ever seen anything so beautiful?

behold the power of BEER to open minds! ... See MoreSee Less

I've been touched by his holy noodliness... 😜 #kingsdayamsterdam ... See MoreSee Less

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