What kind of gun would Jesus use to kill robbers?

If you listen to modern day Christians in America, you might believe that if Jesus were alive today, he would be a gun-wielding member of the Republican party. He probably would support open carry laws and be a card-carrying member of the NRA. Even though Jesus could just cause robbers to explode into tiny chunks or to teleport them into a black hole on the far side of the Universe, one has to assume he wrote the 2nd Amendment for a reason. Therefore, the question must be asked.

What kind of gun would Jesus use to shoot home-invaders, robbers or kids with BB guns?

As this picture shows, Jesus might like an M-16 or AR-15.

There is no doubt, Jesus had a violent temper. Jesus told his followers in Luke 19:27:

“But as for these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slaughter them before me.”

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