(FSM) Flying Spaghetti Monster Groups
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was “Arrrgh!” – Piraticus 13:7
Welcome to the official Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Facebook Group, established to promote free thinking, pasta, beer, satire and the meaty balls to speak your mind. Aaaargh!
“There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy,” – Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 5.
Welcome to ‘Proof that God was drunk’, a group dedicated solely to the drunken creations of His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The one true God, the almighty FSM (sauce be upon Him) was drunk as a lord when He created the universe and everything in it. The evidence thereof is clear and ubiquitous. No sober god would ever come up with zombie ants that are mind controlled by a fungus, or wombats that poop cubes. Or French people. Or an Earth full with hostile environments and deadly phenomena. Or a universe that is too big for anyone to see or even to comprehend.
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster…Adults Only…Reformed