Thanks Obama – Mitt Romney Bumper Sticker

Mitt Romney Bumper Sticker

I bought a Mitt Romney bumper sticker and I still crashed my Jeep! Thanks Obama.

Mitt Romney Facts

Birth date: March 12, 1947

Birth place: Detroit, Michigan

Birth name: Willard Mitt Romney

Father: George W. Romney, former governor of Michigan

Mother: Lenore (LaFount) Romney

Marriage: Ann (Davies) Romney (March 21, 1969-present)

Children: Craig, May 14, 1981; Benjamin, June 5, 1978; Joshua, August 13, 1975; Matthew, October 27, 1971; Taggart, March 21, 1970

Education: Attended Stanford University, 1965-1966; Brigham Young University, B.A., 1971; Harvard University, joint J.D./M.B.A. degree, 1975

Religion: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

I put my Mormon magic underwear on one leg at a time.
I put my Mormon magic underwear on one leg at a time.

Other Facts:
His middle name comes from his father’s cousin, Mitt, who played in the NFL for the Chicago Bears in the 1920s.

Has been involved in various charities and civic groups including the Boy Scouts, City Year and the Points of Light Foundation.

Timeline:
Late 1960s – After his freshman year at Stanford University, Romney spends two years in France as a Mormon missionary.

1978-1984 – Vice president of Boston-based Bain & Company, a management consulting firm.

1984-1990 and 1991-1999 – Chief executive officer of Bain Capital, a company he also founded.

1990-1991 – Returns to Bain & Company as chief executive officer.

1994 – Makes an unsuccessful run for the U.S. Senate againstEdward Kennedy.

1999-2002 – President and chief executive officer of the Salt Lake City Olympic Organizing Committee, the group in charge of the 2002 Winter Olympics.

January 2, 2003-January 4, 2007 – Republican Governor of Massachusetts.

April 12, 2006 – Signs health care legislation for Massachusetts.

January 3, 2007 – Romney files papers with the FEC for an exploratory committee, the initial step toward running for president in 2008.

February 13, 2007 – Officially announces his intention to run in the 2008 presidential election, in Dearborn, Michigan.

February 7, 2008 – Suspends his campaign after a disappointing showing in the Super Tuesday primaries and caucuses.

February 14, 2008 – Endorses John McCain for president and encourages his 286 delegates to support McCain.

March 2, 2010 – Romney’s book, “No Apology: The Case for American Greatness,” is released.

April 11, 2011 – In a YouTube video, Romney announces that he’s formed an exploratory committee in his second run for the White House.

June 2, 2011 – Romney officially announces his candidacy for president, from a family farm in Stratham, New Hampshire.

September 6, 2011 – Announces his job creation plan for America.

January 24, 2012 – Romney’s campaign releases tax documentsshowing Romney made $42.7 million over the past two years and paid $6.2 million in taxes.

August 11, 2012 – Announces Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryanas his running mate.

August 30, 2012 – Gives his acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida.

September 16, 2012 – Video is released with Romney at a $50,000-a-plate fundraiser referring to 47% of the country as dependent on government assistance. “There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what. All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it. That’s an entitlement. And the government should give it to them. And they will vote for this president no matter what…These are people who pay no income tax.”

September 21, 2012 – Releases his 2011 income tax return. The documents show Romney made $13.7 million and paid $1.94 million is taxes, a tax rate of 14.1%.

November 6, 2012 – Defeated in the general election by PresidentBarack Obama. Romney wins 206 Electoral College votes to Obama’s 332.

December 3, 2012 – Romney rejoins the board of directors of Marriott International, Inc.

March 2013-present – Chairman of the executive committee of Solamere Capital, an investment firm founded by his son, Tagg.

March 23, 2014 – Romney says that he will not run for president in 2016.

Thanks Obama!!!

 

Thanks Obama – Killed Girlfriend’s Family

Thanks Obama!

I really love the Thanks Obama meme. When you listen to Fox news, any Republican or anyone old, you hear the most fucked up things about President Obama. Besides the fact that these sources always disrespect the president, they always seem to think that he is responsible for absolutely everything.  Maybe that’s because the Republican obstructionist Congress, can’t get anything done. Somebody must be doing it. Why not blame it on President Obama?

The below picture showed up on Facebook. The headline reads: Man drives 15 hours to shoot girlfriend’s family. Then in the comment section someone writes: If Obama hadn’t lowered the gas prices, he would not have been able to afford to make the trip. So in reality, Obama killed those people.

Is it sarcasm?

A few Facebook users commented:

Beaux Swindell wrote: Iggnorant folks out there…Wal-Mart sold his bumm ass the bullets on a “price roll back”

Paul Coleman Temple wrote: And if this guys parents hadn’t done the ‘horizontal mambo’, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. SMH

Jan Burtyk wrote: Murder is never anything to joke about. It is ironic tough that he is giving Obama credit for lower gas prices, something conservatives never would have done before. I think that might be why 50 people liked the comment, not that he blames Obama for the murder. I think the shooter would have traveled that far no matter how much the gas cost, he was obviously that angry. This is very sad, and the young man must be very sick. Philip must be sick also, to say such a thing.

Yes, murder is nothing to joke about. Nevertheless, I found these two images and I am not sure what concept is worse. You decide.

Due to cheap gas prices I could...

Due to cheap gas prices, I could afford to drive 1,049 miles to kill my girlfriend’s family.

Due to cheap gas prices, man could afford to  drive 1,049 miles to kill his girlfriend’s family.

Due to cheap gas prices, man could afford to drive 1,049 miles to kill his girlfriend’s family.

The original article comes from Florida Today:

Here is an excerpt:

A man spent Christmas Eve on a 15-hour drive to Florida, apparently bent on getting revenge on his former girlfriend’s stepmother, authorities said.

By early Christmas morning, Preston Pollard, 23, of Venus and the ex-girlfriend’s father, Richard Hutson, 36, of Marion Oaks, Fla., were dead. Hutson’s wife, Mary Lou Hutson, 55, was shot and taken to an area hospital in critical condition.

After Pollard shot the Hutsons, he drove off, authorities said. A few hours and about 350 miles later, Pollard shot himself as officers spotted his car heading west on Interstate 10 in Okaloosa County, Fla.

To read the complete article, visit: Florida Today

Mitt Romney Bumper Sticker – Thanks Obama!

Mitt Romney Thanks Obama

Everyone knows that Obama is responsible for everything that bad happens.  Take this bumper sticker for example.  I bought a Mitt Romney bumper sticker and I still crashed my car.

Thanks Obama.

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