Is Bernie Sanders an atheist?

The “billionaire class is a very religious group of people,” and “their religion is greed,” Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) said Tuesday, March 10, 2015 at the 2015 Alfred K. Whitehead Legislative Conference and Presidential Forum.

Greed is the religion of the billionaire class.
Greed is the religion of the billionaire class.

What is Bernie Sander’s religion and is he an atheist?

On the April 1, 2011 episode of ‘Real Time with Bill Maher’, the issue of pastor Terry Jones’ mock trial and burning of the Qur’an which resulted in protests and numerous deaths in Afghanistan was brought up. Sanders says to Maher:

“Well, I think this calls for your second film on religion.”

Is Jesus the Mythical really Raptor Jesus?

These images give hidden clues into the real nature of the Christian god, Jesus.

Jesus might be partly reptile. If Jesus was a reptile, would we call him Raptor Jesus? This theory would explain why children die in such great numbers. God is a cold-blooded bastard. Someone said that this picture was painted after the artist received a vision. Since Christians believe in visions, the statement must be true.

Someone said that this picture was painted after the artist received a vision. Since Christians believe in visions, the statement must be true. I do not believe in mythical Jesus or Raptor Jesus. Both characters have the same amount of evidence pointing to their existence. None. Therefore, both are just as likely to be true.

Is God powerful enough to grow a reptile head?

Is Jesus a reptile?
Is Jesus a reptile? Was this image inspired by a vision from the Christian god? Evidence suggests it was.

Is God powerful enough to shoot an automatic weapon with one hand and still hit his target? Would Raptor Jesus enjoy shooting criminals?

Is Jesus a reptile?
Is Jesus a reptile? he definitely likes his guns.

Maybe Jesus rode a Tyrannosaurus Rex into Jerusalem and people thought it was a donkey. The green color might have been overlooked.

Atheism Rules, Jesus Rides
Atheism Rules, Jesus Rides

Is God powerful enough to be a reptile while retaining the head of a pony? Would he still be funny like a clown? Could Jesus fly without dragon wings? Did he actually need the chariot to get into heaven? Was that for dramatic effect? Since nobody who wrote the gospels actually saw Jesus ascend into heaven, how do we know they are true? They are all third party tellings of events that happened elsewhere? Could the stories be actually made up?

Clown Raptor Jesus Pony
Is Clown Raptor Jesus Pony real?

There is also evidence that Jesus might be made out of bread. If he were, would you eat Jesus?

Christian quack prays to end Medicaid expansion in Tennessee

There is a reason why it is important to keep church and state separated. Considering that religious people think that gods are talking to them, it would be extremely unwise to allow these people to make political decisions of any kind. Christian quacks have very poor judgment skills.

An example of why deranged Christian quacks need to stay out of the government is this video recording from Feb 03, 2015 of the Tennessee Senate. June Griffin, from the “Cumberland Missionary Society” was invited to say the daily prayer. Before she started her prayer, everyone was told to stand and to remain standing during the entire ritual.

I am glad that I was not there or I would have been arrested for refusing to stand.Being made to stand and show respect to the religious is highly annoying. I think it is against my Constitutional rights to be forced to take part in religious rituals of any kind. I find them to be emotionally disturbing.

After everyone started to rise, Ms. Griffin was introduced as “a longtime crusader for Christian values” before she went into a five minute prayer rant about getting the gods to help stop health care expansion.

The Rush Transcript of Ms. June Griffin’s Prayer

I pray for the people of Tennessee who have been so downtrodden by the wicked courts from on high that they have been subject to tyrannical judiciary. And I pray that you would save Tennessee from the edicts of Washington DC that would go against the plain wishes of the people of Tennessee, particularly pertaining to the 9th and 10th Amendment.

I pray that you would sanctify this state, that it would be holy and would be a leader among the other states. That they would see that there is a God that lives, that you love the people of Tennessee. That you gave your life that we might be saved from our sins. I pray that you would forgive the many sins of carelessness or lethargy or desperation. The compromises.

Oh Lord, save Tennessee for Jesus’ sake and I pray that your will would be done; that you would be our coverage; that we would not be forced into these edicts from Washington DC or any other quarter; but let the people know that our coverage is the same as with Moses and the children of Israel when they went through the wilderness with only the divine providence of almighty God.

So, I pray that everywhere there are meetings, and there is considerations and deliberations, that you would give these men and women who have been elected, give them the backbone and the remembrance of the Tennessee Declaration of Rights, Article 1, Section 2 — we are ordered to resist arbitrary power.

Prayer – The Act of Doing Nothing

Prayer – The act of feeling like you are helping while doing absolutely nothing to solve a problem.

The act of feeling like you are helping while  doing absolutely nothing to solve a problem.
The act of feeling like you are helping while doing absolutely nothing to solve a problem.

Prayer is the act of doing absolutely nothing while at the same time thinking that you are helping solve a problem.

  • A friend or a relative of yours has cancer. You say, “I’ll pray for you.”
  • Your neighbor lost their job and they are losing their house. You say, “I’ll pray for you.”
  • Kids in Africa get Ebola. You say, “I’ll pray for them.”

Prayer is the act of talking to yourself in the hopes that a deity might be listening.

  • God, I’m talking to you hear, just do this one thing for me and I’ll go to church again.
  • God, I’m going to be know, please let me wake up in the morning.
  • God, my cat is missing. Please find her.

Prayer is begging.

  • God, please let me win the lottery
  • God, please let there be bagels available at the deli.
  • God, I wish I had a beer.

Prayer is an attempt to get a deity to do something for you.

  • God, please let me find my keys.
  • God, please let me get a green light.
  • God, please let me get a passing grade on my chemistry exam even though I was drinking alcoholic beverages all night. Oh, yeah, please get rid of this hangover.

Love Letters to Richard Dawkins

Love Letters
Christian Love Letter to Evolutionary Biologist Richard Dawkins

Christians love Richard Dawkins. Christians also spend great amounts of time writing thought-provoking letters to Richard Dawkins to express what they think about him and the many books that he has written.

The video starts with the following warning.

The following video contains excerpts from the love letters (fan mail) received by evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins. Most of these letters were written by religious FUNdamentalist, therefore viewer discretion is advised.

Examples of Christian Love

“I’m sick of hearing about you and your theory of evolution. You may have evolved from monkeys, but leave me out of it. Have you ever tried to make love to a monkey? I mean, I wouldn’t be surprised if you have since sodomites are now running all of our universities. But either way, I hope you do get sodomized by satanic monkeys in hell.

– Sincerely a created daughter of our Lord”

“Fuck you, you fuckity fucker. What will you think when you are based in the broth of God’s righteous indignation? I look forward to observing you from my post in heaven. The exquisite tortures you will suffer at the hands of the just and loving God, whom you have rejected, you fuckity fucker.

God Bless

Why do you hide the fact that you are a free mason whose mission is to get people as far away from God as possible? You know God exists and Christianity is the truth, which is why you always talk against Christianity. You’re one of the many anti-Christs, you Satanic dog. Hell is awaiting you. You little masonic cunt. God will show no mercy.

“You are a disgrace to humanity, you stupid delusional atheist. You’re a total hypocrite because you’re always accusing religious people of having faith. Yet, clearly you have the faith in science. You accept every single fact of science without ever questioning it because you’re GAY. There are plenty of Christians who are scientists, who believe that the Earth is ten thousand years old, but you don’t accept them, do you? Exactly! Because you only believe what you want to believe and have an unshakable faith in the fact that you’re great, great, great-grandparents were actually bacteria and that’s how you evolved. For some odd reason, you wish you could be a bacteria, instead of a human. That’s why atheists are dumb. You know deep down in your heart, top God is real and that you will be punished one day and that you will convert on your deathbed. I’m sure of it. Because you know, that if you don’t, you’ll go to hell and go through horrible pain and torment.”

The Love Letters and Fan Mail

In case you have not had a chance to watch the original set of love letters, you can see it here: